Toby Proves that Male Dogs are Bitches, too

Last Wednesday, I was eating my salad at my desk when Charlotte distracted me. I can’t remember what she did, but regardless, something happened to cause me to abandon my salad.

When I looked back, Toby was munching on some lettuce he had stolen from my bowl. “Toby, NO!”

He got in his psychotic dog defense mode. A new level of crazy that Toby has adopted since Charlotte’s arrival.

Anyway, he started growling and being crazy and I yelled again and shooed him away from the remaining lettuce. He then strutted his 6lb frame past me and directly to Charlotte’s car seat where he proceeded to lift his leg and give me a nice, ammonia-laced fuck you.

Needless to say, I was speechless and Toby was banished.

Can you believe that the day before I had actually said that I thought Toby was starting to like Charlotte?

It’s been a rough few days since then, but I think Toby and I are officially on the mend…

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2 thoughts on “Toby Proves that Male Dogs are Bitches, too

  1. It’s so hard bringing a baby into an environment where there’s already a pet. My cats are doing really good right now, but they struggled for awhile… My gray cat went weeks without bathing himself and he snuck around like an abandoned animal. It was SO sad! But thankfully, both cats are back to themselves!! 🙂

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